Top 5 Hair Metal Men Worthy of a Backstage Romp

In Hollywood it's practically social suicide to out your age, but since I've never been one to care about such rules (heck, I write about sex for a living) I'm going to date myself now. Back in high school I was so in love with hair metal that I would have done anything to be a groupie for Skid Row, Warrant, Poison, Bon Jovi and more.